Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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