she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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