her vagine was all disorganized.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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