Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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