Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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