home. puking in laundry basket.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
