playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
Randomize
