Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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