All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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