I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You called to teach me about fire safety, meowed a whole bunch, said "I hope you are not on fire" and hung up.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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