How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
Randomize
