I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Get everyone into the kitchen. I need you all to witness me friend-zoning him. Just in case.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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