he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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