HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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