one might say we're banned from that church
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Drake has all the answers
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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