i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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