So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I feel great
I just peed on a car
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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