every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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