you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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