How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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