I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I need to stop being so honest when I'm drunk. I got proposed to by a stranger again last night. It's not my fault that I would be perfectly ok making sandwiches and giving blow jobs for the rest of my life.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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