there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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