Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
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