Do you still have your period?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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