I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
Nothing says I'm committed to you for all eternity like letting him wear crocs to the wedding
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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