with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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