Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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