"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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