I hope mine doesn't look like that
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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