His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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