the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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