My underwear smells like fireworks.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I use my feet as sexual weapons
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