anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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