it's not cheating when I paid for it
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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