no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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