I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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