i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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