i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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