he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Edward fifth and chaser hands
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
