no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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