Me. At least after what I've been through.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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