butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
Retelling stories from our semester makes me realize we need to get tested for herpes.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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