my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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