i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
Just saw identical twins riding scooters. Today is not real who the hell rides a scooter anymore
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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