This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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