Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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