I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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