To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Randomize
