awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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