Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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