As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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