i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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