Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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