i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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